Funny Short Story in English, Urdu, Hindi - The Guest and A Stick

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Enjoy a hilarious and funny short story in English that will surely make you laugh! This funny English story revolves around a guest who, while visiting a village, is served a strange dish: a stick with food on it. To his surprise, the guest becomes fearful and refuses to eat the food. Why? This amusing twist in the story will leave you curious and entertained.

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A Guest and A Stick

The people of a village were very hospitable. If any guest came to their village, they used to pay a lot of respect. Once a visitor came to their village. The villagers put various kinds of food on the table in front of him. At the same time, a big stick was placed. The guest was very happy to see the food, but was scared to see the stick.

Asked the hosts: Why is this stick kept?

They said: This is our tradition. Don't be afraid and start eating. But the guest kept his word to first inform me about the reality of this stick.

The hosts swore that they would not harm you, but the guest refused to eat. He was afraid that after feeding, these people would beat me with this stick.

On hearing the refusal of the guest to eat, the whole village broke into a frenzy.

An old man was brought to the guest to explain the reality of the stick. The old man got angry seeing the stick and said they don't have such a long stick. Lower it by three feet. The stick was immediately lowered three feet, but the guest still refused to eat. The stick was still five feet long.

The villagers were very worried. Another elderly man who would be ninety years old was brought. They also got excited seeing the length of the stick. He said that they keep the stick according to the length of an arm, reduce it.

The stick was cut to the size of an arm. Now the guest was not afraid of the stick, but his curiosity remained that what is the real truth of this stick?

Finally, an old man whose hair was white up to his eyebrows and eyelids was brought. When he saw the stick, he got angry and said: A straw is kept in the cup so that if any fiber of meat remains in the guest's teeth, he can remove it.

Knowing the reality of the stick, the guest breathed a sigh of relief, ate his fill and thanked the villagers and went on his way.

एक अतिथि और एक डंडा

एक गाँव के लोग बहुत मेहमाननवाज थे। उनके गांव में कोई भी मेहमान आता था तो वे खूब आदर-सत्कार करते थे। एक बार उसके गांव में एक मेहमान आया। गांव वालों ने उसके सामने तरह-तरह का खाना टेबल पर रख दिया। साथ ही एक बड़ा सा डंडा रख दिया। मेहमान खाना देखकर बहुत खुश हुआ, लेकिन डंडा देखकर डर गया।

यजमानों से पूछा: यह डंडा क्यों रखा है?

उन्होंने कहा: यह हमारी परंपरा है। डरो मत और खाना शुरू करो। लेकिन अतिथि ने अपनी बात रखी कि सबसे पहले मुझे छड़ी की हकीकत से अवगत कराओ।

मेज़बानों ने क़सम खाई कि वह तुम्हें नुकसान नहीं पहुँचाएँगे, लेकिन मेहमान ने खाना खाने से मना कर दिया। उसके दिल में डर था कि खाना खिलाने के बाद ये लोग मेरा कुछ बिगाड़ देंगे।

मेहमान के खाने से मना करने पर पूरे गांव में कोहराम मच गया।

अतिथि के पास एक वृद्ध को लाठियों की असलियत समझाने के लिए लाया गया। लाठी देखकर बुजुर्ग नाराज हो गए और कहा कि इतनी लंबी छड़ी हमारे पास नहीं है। इसे तीन फीट कम करें। डंडे को तुरंत तीन फीट नीचे उतारा गया, लेकिन मेहमान ने फिर भी खाने से मना कर दिया। खंभा अब भी पांच फुट लंबा था।

ग्रामीण काफी चिंतित थे। एक और बुजुर्ग आदमी जो नब्बे साल का होगा लाया गया। छड़ी की लंबाई देखकर वे भी उत्तेजित हो उठे। उन्होंने कहा कि हाथ की लंबाई के हिसाब से डंडा रखते हैं, कम कर देते हैं।

डंठल को एक छड़ी के आकार में काटा गया। अब अतिथि को छड़ी से डर नहीं लगा, लेकिन उसकी जिज्ञासा बनी रही कि आखिर इस छड़ी का असली सच क्या है?

अंत में एक वृद्ध व्यक्ति को लाया गया जिसके बाल उसकी भौहों और पलकों तक सफेद थे। जब उन्होंने लाठी देखी तो वे गिर पड़े और बोलेः प्याले में एक तिनका इसलिए रखा जाता है कि अतिथि के दाँत में यदि मांस का कोई रेशा रह जाए तो वह उसे निकाल दे।

लाठी की हकीकत जानकर अतिथि ने राहत की सांस ली, भरपेट खाया और ग्रामीणों को धन्यवाद देकर अपने रास्ते चला गया।

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