Funny Short Story with a Twist About The Cunning of Woman

Funny Short Story with a Twist

Funny Short Story with a Twist

This is a funny short story with a twist in which a village farmer mistreated his wife after listening a Molvi at Jumma prayer about the cunning of a woman. What happened with them, let’s know in the story. 
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The Cunning of a Woman

On Friday after Jumma prayer, a Molvi said in sermon that there are twenty tricks hidden under a woman's each hair. When a village farmer heard this, he came home and made his wife bald. Even though his wife had never done wrong deeds. She was an angelic woman. So the wife was very sad and asked: Why did you do that? 
Husband said: O darling! The Maulvi of our mosque said such a thing, so I thought I would put an end to your cunning. The woman became very sad and thought in her heart that this fool would have to show real cunning and she decided to take revenge on her husband.
The woman went to market the next day to buy three kilos of fish and then she went to the fields. She buried the fish here and there in the fields and tied a small fish with a thread around his neck and hidden in the collar. 
When her husband arrived in the fields and started working, he began to find fish everywhere. He collected all the fish and put them in a bag. When he reached home, he told his wife that they would cook the fish today. The wife said: Where did the fish come from this time? The husband said: They are caught from the fields. Saying okay, the wife took the fish and hid it somewhere and got busy with other chores.
When it was time to eat, the husband asked: Bring food! His wife said, if there is anything in the house, should I cook it? The husband thundered and said: Oh! I brought fish to cook!! Wife asked: Which fish? The husband said: That I caught from the fields. 
The wife sent a message to her brothers to come quickly that my husband has gone mad. Her brothers came and asked what happened. She told them that her husband is doing strange things since yesterday. He has also made me bald. I will bear this, but now he is telling me to cook fish even though there is no fish in the house. Her husband rushed to kill her, but he was caught by her brothers. He said to his wife: Don't tell a lie, I brought you the fish myself. 
Wife said: Okay, I agree but my brothers! Ask him where the fish came from. The husband said: I caught it from the fields. Wife said: Where did the fish come from in the fields? The husband again tried to kill his wife but her brothers tied him to a chair with a rope.
The wife took the fish out of the collar and showed it to her husband and hid it in the collar. The husband shouted and said: Look at the fish, the wife said this madness is increasing. He started fishing again after a while when his wife showed him. The brothers were convinced that their brother-in-law had gone mad, so they went to see a doctor. 
When the wife and husband were left alone, the wife smiled and said that this is the cunning of a woman, which is not with the hair but with the mind. Do you want to go to the insane asylum now or will you apologize? The husband cried and said: Repentance of my parents too If I tease a woman the next time!!
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