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Jalebi

An English scientist visited Pakistan.

On his way back, he saw Jalebi in a shop. Seeing Jalebi, he was amazed how it becomes such a round and then how the juice went inside it? He packed 1 Kg of Jalebi and took it to his country.

Arriving in his country, he took Jalebi to the laboratory and showed his senior scientist to do research on how the juice got inside Jalebi.

At this, the senior scientist angrily opened his drawer and took out a “Samosa” from it and showed to him and said: Have you come from Pakistan?

I have been researching on this Samosa for five years’ how the potato got inside it and still can't find out. You have brought another new hassle!

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Cunning of a Woman

When a thirsty traveler reached the well, a woman was filling pitcher with water. The traveler took water from her and asked: O good woman! What do you know about the cunning of women? As soon as she heard the question, the woman started screaming. The passenger panicked and said: Why are you doing this? She said that the villagers would kill you, you have hurt me. The traveler panicked and folded his hands and said: Forgive me, you look very good, compassionate and noble.

The woman listened to him and quickly poured a pitcher of water on herself and soaked herself. So many villagers came. The woman told them that I had fallen into the well. This good man had saved me. The villagers thanked the traveler and started his admiration. As they were leaving, the woman whispered to the passenger: Remember! If you will hurt a woman, she will take away your happiness; and if you keep her happy, she will bring you out of the mouth of death.

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Justice with Two Wives

A man married two women and he dealt with them with great justice. At once, both wives died at the same time. The husband wished the both to be bathed at the same time for justice. So he called two women to take a bath at the same time. Then he intended to take the body out of the house for burial at the same time. Coincidentally, there was only one door in the house, so he called the one who made the other door. After that, he took them out at the same time and buried them and praised Allah Almighty for his justice that He gave him the power of justice.

One night he saw a wife in a dream. She was saying that I am angry with you, Allah will not forgive you. The husband said: But why my dear? The wife said: You took your second wife out of the new door and me out of the old door.

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