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Return of Pathan's Mobile Balance

A Pathan mistakenly sent a balance of Rs. 1000 to an unknown Punjabi number and tried his best to get it back. When he failed, he sent a text message to the same number which was something like this:

Congratulations on joining the Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan.

You have confirmed your membership by accepting

a balance of Rs.1000 and the good news for you is that

You have been selected for the organization's Sacrificer Wing.

You will soon be picked up from your home for training.

By the Order: Darya Khan

(Commander Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan)

Shortly afterwards, Pathan received a Balance of Rs. 2000 with this message:

Brother, I could not receive your call

due to mobile was on charging.

Anyway get a balance of Rs. 2000

and forgive me,

Not only I have poor eyesight but

one of my legs is paralyzed by polio

And one hand is not working due to paralysis.

Reveal the Great Secret of Old Man

Some people were staying in a hotel in Dubai. When it was time for prayers, they thought it was very hot outside. Let's have a prayer in the lobby. A nice place with a mihrab was also found in which Imam Sahib stood and the congregation said prayer behind him. In the middle of the rak'ah, Imam Sahib disappeared from view, leaving the worshipers in shock. Then he was seen bowing and then disappeared from sight in prostration. Even People thought there was so many great elder among us and we didn't even know him. They seem to be free from the constraints of time and place. Sometimes he would come and disappear after starting the rak'ah. When the prayer was finally over, the followers said: Hazrat! If your secret has been revealed today, then tell us, what is this miracle?

The old man replied simply: Irrational people were repeatedly pressing the elevator button!

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