Short Humorous Story
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humorous story that will leave you laughing and inspired. This funny story
in Urdu, funny story in Hindi, and funny story in English revolves around a
clever coachman who charged passengers more than the government-approved Tonga
fare. What happens when the president himself steps in to investigate? Read on
to find out!
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Funny Story in Urdu
Funny Story in English
High Rate of Tonga Fare
It’s said that a president once received complaints that Tonga
(horse cart) fares had skyrocketed beyond reason. Determined to investigate, he
disguised himself in plain clothes and approached a coachman.
He asked, “How much will it cost to take me to [name of the
place]?”
The coachman, unaware of who he was speaking to, replied, “I don’t
charge government rates.”
The president tried negotiating, “How about 20?”
The coachman agreed, “Hop on.”
“30?”
“Sure, hop on.”
“40?”
“Mar Taali!” (A local phrase meaning "Absolutely!")
The president climbed aboard. As they rode, the coachman grew
curious and started asking questions.
“Are you a soldier?”
The president responded with a playful, “Hop on.”
“Are you wanted by someone?”
“Hop on.”
“Are you a general?”
“Hop on.”
“Are you... the president?”
“Mar Taali!”
The coachman’s face turned pale. Nervously, he asked, “Are you
going to send me to jail?”
“Hop on.”
“Will you deport me?”
“Hop on.”
“Hang me?”
“Mar Taali!”
The coachman was speechless. The president’s humorous yet impactful
approach left everyone wondering: If leaders everywhere could take such direct
action, wouldn’t the system improve? What do you think? Mar Taali!
Funny Story in Hindi
टोंगा किराया की उच्च दर
ऐसा
कहा जाता
है कि एक
बार राष्ट्रपति
को शिकायत
मिली थी कि
टोंगा (घोड़ा
गाड़ी) का
किराया बहुत
ज़्यादा बढ़
गया है। जांच
करने के लिए
दृढ़ संकल्पित
होकर, उन्होंने
सादे कपड़े
पहने और कोचवान
के पास पहुंचे।
उन्होंने
पूछा, “मुझे
[स्थान का
नाम] तक
ले जाने
में कितना
खर्च आएगा?”
कोचवान, जो
यह नहीं
जानता था
कि वह किससे
बात कर रहा
है, ने उत्तर
दिया, “मैं सरकारी
दरों पर शुल्क
नहीं लेता।”
राष्ट्रपति
ने मोल-तोल
करने की कोशिश
की, “20 के बारे
में क्या?”
कोचवान
ने सहमति
जताई, “चढ़ो।”
“30?”
“ज़रूर, चढ़ो।”
“40?”
“मार
ताली!” (एक
स्थानीय मुहावरा
जिसका अर्थ
है “बिल्कुल!”)
राष्ट्रपति
सवार हो गए।
जैसे ही वे
सवार हुए, कोचवान
उत्सुक हो
गया और सवाल
पूछने लगा।
“क्या
आप सैनिक
हैं?”
राष्ट्रपति
ने मजाकिया
अंदाज में
जवाब दिया, “चढ़ो।”
“क्या
कोई तुम्हें
चाहता है?”
“चढ़ो।”
“क्या
आप जनरल
हैं?”
“चलो।”
“क्या
आप... राष्ट्रपति
हैं?”
“मार
ताली!”
कोचमैन
का चेहरा
पीला पड़ गया।
घबराकर उसने
पूछा, “क्या
आप मुझे
जेल भेजने
वाले हैं?”
“चलो।”
“क्या
आप मुझे
निर्वासित करेंगे?”
“चलो।”
“मुझे
फाँसी दोगे?”
“मार
ताली!”
कोचमैन
अवाक रह गया।
राष्ट्रपति के
विनोदी लेकिन
प्रभावशाली दृष्टिकोण
ने सभी को
आश्चर्यचकित कर
दिया: यदि
हर जगह के
नेता इस तरह
की सीधी
कार्रवाई कर
सकते हैं, तो
क्या व्यवस्था
में सुधार
नहीं होगा? आपको
क्या लगता
है? मार ताली!
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